Cloning Breakthrough: Dinosaurs Walk The Earth Once Again!

We finally cracked it folks. Dinosaurs have been brought back from the dead and here's the video to PROVE it.

(Tourist footage from Circular Quay, Sydney, AU.)

Apparently some clever scientists extracted blood from mosquitoes which had feasted on dinosaurs millions of years ago. The mosquitoes were perfectly preserved in amber, keeping all of those bits of DNA gristle intact. Obviously, these blood samples require only a rudimentary amount of genome sequencing to 'retro-create' a clone. And hey presto, a dinosaur.

The things they can do nowadays... Incredible huh?